If you ever get upset about your love life, just remember that when my mum was 16, she dated two guys at the same time, intentionally dated people with the same name so that she wouldn’t get caught, and she still got found out when she called one of them ‘Andy 2’
the only thing i took away from this is that your mom was attractive enough to have two baes simultaneously whilst i can’t even bribe one single person to enjoy my presence so…
My mum was a grade A hottie but also the first words she ever said to my dad were “fuck off” and they still got married. There is hope for us all.
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