hotcommunist:

marginalia cats rated by their raw lesbian power:

She’s in her mid 50s and lives in a bog growing fruits. that’s pretty fucking lesbian. She only looks grumpy because of the toil that brings her closer to god. Later she’ll probably nap in the thicket of brambles with her girlfriend.

8/10

This is the hot mess lesbian you knew at university. Always hungover Saturday morning, only wears plaid but never the same plaid twice. Here she’s gathering flowers as she daydreams about the cat from the grain barn. She’s mostly harmless and spends her days curled up amongst the poppies.

5/10

Taking eating pussy to vaudeville humor levels. I don’t know what else to say here. I don’t like the eye contact I’m being given and I want to scroll past her.

7/10

Predatory pillow princess whose strategy for pulling is dropping on bigger, butcher cats from above. A pick pocket and a scam artist.

4/10

STRAIGHT UP HERETICAL LESBIAN ON MAIN!! MISCHIEF CAUSING REVOLUTIONARY! ! ABSOLUTE UNIT!!!

10/10 reigning champion of historical cat homosexuality!!