whyisthebureauinshambles:

whatisfishereating:

Fisher is eating the “Caution- Wet Floor” sign that was by the base of his tank. The researchers keep calling the puddles “slippery little bastards” instead

The bureau is in shambles because Angus realized what was going on pretty quickly, but the Reaper Squad – undead and unaffected by Fisher – convinced him to stay silent and watch how this was gonna play out.

Taako was informed because screwing with his memory is not allowed, so he re-inoculated himself and is now in on it too. He’s keeping quiet and enjoying the show, even purposefully creating puddles and wet spots just to trigger the response.

Magnus noticed that something was up and managed to wring the information out of Angus.

He’s currently trying to feed Fisher the large “No Dogs On The Moon” placard.