deanky:

mako-addiction:

carnistprivilege:

hungover me, lurching downstairs at 7am to chug a quart of water: *trips on the second step, falls off this and lands on my neck, crushes 12 vertebrae, dies*

This one of those things at taco bell you drop coins in to try and get free food. Except you’re the coins

the light at the bottom is the portal to the afterlife you go to when you fall