you know, the only figure from Norse mythology I really need Marvel to adapt is
Auðhumbla. Give me some giant final space fight in Thor 4 (Director: Taika Waititi) and there’s lasers and space ships and shit everywhere and suddenly…
this giant cow walks through the whole thing.
calm. licking an asteroid or something. batting away a spaceship with her tail. and everyone has to wait until she walks by.
I’m Authumla
and wen its nite
and valkeerees
are in a fitei wander in
from somewhere far
i interrupt
i lik the star