incorrectdiscworldquotes:

Nobby: A buddy of mine saw Vetinari take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that his lordship had an eight pack; that Vetinari was shredded.
Colon: What?! Your friend’s a liar, mate. Vetinari is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.

The most intriguing and terrifying part of this submission is the implication that Nobby Nobbs is Vetinari in disguise.