for the illustrious and much-coveted role of young han solo, i would like to nominate my dog, oliver (”ollie” for short). here are some reasons i think he would be great for the role:
lets just all admit it the shortlist you have now sucks
he can make excellent chewbacca noises and i think the revelation that han solo can speak chewie’s language as well as understand it would add a whole new dimension to their iconic friendship
his favorite pastimes are climbing onto the table when he thinks you arent looking to steal your shit, and peeing where you can’t find it. ergo, he is more than capable of pulling off the “charming, tricky rogue with a heart of gold” attitude that makes han solo such a beloved and influential character
just look at him:
hi tumblr im raising 36 million dollars to remake Solo: A Star Wars Story but with my dog oliver in the role of Han Solo. he’s a bit older now than he was when this post was still made but still as spry and mischievous little fellow. please donate to my remake
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