epicurean-existence:

radiofreemagica:

My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).

Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:

Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.

He’s also perfomed a fucking RECORD number of exorcisms