damp-von-lipwig:

littlesmartart:

when your bff is an over-competitive vampire ya gotta put up with a lot of shit… 

idk vetinari having a thing with grace speaker just seems too…obvious?? makes much more sense that margolotta is treating grace to a lavish sexy vampire dating lifestyle in return for crossword tips so she can kick vetinari’s ass every week.

m: I’m offended, havelock.
h: wounded, even?
m: hurt, havelock. 

Love love love this