yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: I want to start playing DND accurately and with proper rules, so I have a big question of how you, a weak elven lass of 11 strength, are carrying 417 KNIVES.

PLAYER: Oh you know.

DM: NO I DON’T!

PLAYER: Various different locations. In her hat, strapped to her legs, hidden in her cloak, etcetera. 

OTHER PLAYER: Knife in the tiddy.

PLAYER: Perhaps.