it’s kinda scary how often we have been telling each other “at least we’re not in America” as a way of inducing optimism
worried about job prospects after college? “at least we’re not in America or we’d have like 100k worth of debt over our heads rn”
bitching about how we have to jump through hoops to get free healthcare after our student statuses go poof? “at least we’re not in America, jesus fuck, we register for unemployment and then it’s like 20 euros a month for complete coverage”
our government is being naughty again? “yeah well at least we’re not in America or we’d have Donito Carrottini and his henchmen to deal with”
my point is, America has become “the land of perpetual horror” in everyday parlance and I am seriously worried about you guys
So are we.