thebibliosphere:

tea-me-and-smut:

oneringofkeys:

after aragorn eventually dies of old age arwen takes up writing middle earth amazon kindle erotica to fill her hours of immortality. “Whispering Wind: A  Ranger Romance (Delicious Dúnedain Book 1)” spent a full sixty weeks on the minas tirith times best sellers list.

@thebibliosphere

Okay, but like, I would read the hell out of that, I’m just saying.