prokopetz:

More ill-advised Dungeons & Dragons adventure premises:

• hired by giant rats to evict gang of halflings from basement
• massive and indestructible but extraordinarily sluggish monster begins to destroy countryside very, very slowly
• animated skeletons successfully argue that vitalist language in city charter means anti-gambling statutes technically don’t apply to them; new graveyard casino disrupts status quo of criminal underworld
• asked to escort empty wagon to nearby city; journey complicated by imaginary monsters attempting to steal valuable nothing
• sapient magic items form labour union