Petition to move Pride month to October, because anything above 75 degrees is homophobic, and there’s nothing gayer than Halloweeen.
Author: greatatuins
Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.
You could put a Skittle in there
Concept: It’s 6 years from now, you are vacationing with your other half in a stunning oceanview apartment that you found online, it’s night, the air is crisp and the sound of the crashing waves makes you think about your younger self who was so terrified about things not falling into place; you wish you could go back in time and show yourself how great things are going to be
May all your friends’ schedules sync up when you want to play D&D
Destroy the idea that boobs have to be perky in order to be attractive
am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
Exodus from the blue hellsite 