Uncategorized – Page 42 – Exodus from the blue hellsite

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

Only Yesterday (1991)

queenieeegoldstein:

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

dans-homosensual-agenda:

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude.

flabeyblade:

poliwrath looks like he’s gonna fucking murder this small child if he catches up

chasekip:

Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

bemusedlybespectacled:

septembercfawkes:

I accidentally found this Umbridge and Miss Trunchbull photo shoot, and it’s terrifying

dark children’s literature, show me the forbidden butch & femme couple

homoforjojo:

jojo is so weird cause in no other series you would fall in love with a man, his grandson, the grandson’s grandson, the grandson’s illegitimate son, the man’s mystery child, the grandson’s grandson’s daughter, the man’s alternative reality self, and the man’s alternative reality self’s great great grandson who is just two men combined together

abraxaswithaxes:

polyglotplatypus:

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train