johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
2. love i guess

spicymemesociety:

xekstrin:

sapphicsnorlax:

Imagine being a vet tech in the Pokemon World though

• constantly lecturing people about not giving their grass-types enough sun
• ditto with not bathing their fire pokemon
• someone brings in their munchlax for a check up and in the middle of the exam it evolves
• double and triple checking that no zangoose or sevipers are scheduled anywhere near each other
• giving oral meds to a pinsir
• whole clinics that specialize in psychic or ghost pokemon that most normal clinics just can’t deal with
• clinics keeping around pokemon like sylveon or meganium to help calm trainers and patients

nurse joy gotta put up with a lot of shit

nerdiestnug:

haiiro-no-kami:

naxzella:

finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck

WHAT

What? How the fuck do other people count? 

isei-silva:

fitzefitcher:

Hands-on couples therapy

@teechew

I wholeheartedly accept this headcanon!