saltysurvivors:

You: transgender

Me, an intellectual: cisn’t

rhythmrally:

dankmemeuniversity:

braetsch:

kotbliny:

angry anfisa masterpost

kikaiz:

REALLY IMPORTANT FOR POKÉMON LET’S GO

Please please please keep an eye on your pokeball amount. The game automatically switches to the next available pokeball type once you’ve run out and the game does not warn you if your last ball is the Master Ball.

I just watched a streamer who hasn’t saved in forever accidentally catch a tentacool with his Master Ball because he didn’t realize he ran out of every other type. Please save often and keep an eye on how many pokeballs you have.

hawxr:

shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me i love that kinda shit

world-of-cats:

glitterigabi:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

straightboyfriend:

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size