Dytto was like 17 when she did the Barbie Girl performance at WOD which is freaking amazing.
Also, this style of hip hop is called “botting” ( cuz she looks like a robot duh) which is a subset of popping ( a funk style of hip hop from 1970’s CA)
More specifically , this is “animatronic” botting, which is what Dytto is famouse for.
She’s also amazing at “tutting” which is the quick boxy hand movements she does when the beat speeds up.
Do they have to be fast
No
Does she do it that way?
Yes!
If you wanna see some bad ass tutting this is my favorite video (song: troiboi remember)
“You wouldn’t know”: If you ask to roll, say, history, and your DM responds with this, it usually means, “This is a vital plot point that you aren’t supposed to find out until later, so I won’t tell you regardless of what you roll”
“I mean, you could”: The DM is strongly suggesting you don’t do the thing you were just about to do. But it is your choice… if you reeeeeally want to.
“Oh, fuck”/“Oh, shit”/et cetera: “I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO MAKE THAT DECISION AND I DID NOT PREPARE AN OUTCOME”
“Oh, fuck”/“Oh, shit”/et cetera: “I JUST REALIZED I DID NOT BALANCE THIS COMBAT CORRECTLY”
“Hang on…”: “Where the FUCK did I put this in my notes?”
“Oh boy”/“Oh god”/“Oh no”/et cetera: I either just rolled REALLY well or REALLY badly. You’ll find out soon enough.
“It seems like…”/“As far as you can tell…”: What I’m about to say your character notices, is nowhere CLOSE to what’s actually going on.
“Make a [skill] check”/“Make a [skill] saving throw”: I’m having you make this roll, but I’m not going to tell you what it means until later, when you’re going to regret it.
A hard, firm, “No”: “Please for the love of GOD and ALL that is holy I am BEGGING you not to put me through whatever BULLSHIT you’re planning.”
Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10
I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10
Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse
Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse
I don’t hate it! 7/10
This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10
Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10
I did this last year and inexplicably turned out to be eligible for Medicaid in WV, which I STILL have. Absolute and total lifechanger that’s letting me go to school instead of having to work full time.
Exodus from the blue hellsite 