Uncategorized – Page 72 – Exodus from the blue hellsite

scottishstraight:

She’s perfect!

enigmadoodles:

And that’s when we all collectively lost it

incendavery:

hard times

fatdemoman:

thok-ast-thok:

honestly the “overwatch as futuristic WWE” theory explains so much about the game:

the implausible backstories

the stage names

the exaggerated personae

how nobody’s origin story actually seems to impact who they fight

the highly specific and long-running rivalries

the nonsensical timeline

how half the cast has “died” and then come back

how it’s never clear what anyone’s actually fighting for

and nothing blizzard does in-universe can disprove it because it’s all part of the narrative

letsdrawvideogames:

my beautiful daughter likes throwing rocks at things and screaming

maxiesatanofficial:

thecatbureau:

Say what you will about JJBA, but they sure are consistent about frog safety

for every dog that is killed, a frog must miraculously survive

teenytinyfrog:

:)!

bogleech:

Almost every single official image (and there are 10,000) of Morrigan
Aensland is like spreading her legs and mashing her tits at you except for this one which is more like “okay morrigan you can still wear what you want but can we PLEASE just take a “NICE” picture for once???? For grandma????”

castalyne:

ROSES ARE RED

I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,

breadclubrising:

Sometimes I like to look at wrestling publicity images and imagine that I am viewing them as I would have before I knew anything about wrestling. I look at all their hand gestures and costumes and hair and stuff as I would if I had no context.

Like, who’s the phantom of the opera motherfucker? Why is he a wrestler? Is that a goth druid next to a gay fitness druid? Is there some significance to the weirdly wavy hair of the two gents in the center? Why is the champion guy making that disgusted face? What is the other guy holding? What about superhero-movie-love-interest-pose guy? Everyone else is doing a cool hand gesture or pose to be intimidating but he is just smoldering at the viewer, and not even aggressively.

The four dudes representing the goth spectrum (fancy –> industrial) and the guy doing the ‘yes i believe you just called my name at the doctor’s office’ hand gesture all have elaborate costumes, whereas Spider Hands and Mom’s Dirtbag Boyfriend are just wearing t-shirts, and Champion and Bond Girl But A Dating Sim Boyfriend don’t get clothes. Why?

Anyway, every time I do this little exercise the conclusion is the same: wrestling is the dumbest shit ever.