andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

does anyone have clothing suggestions for an aspirational butch on a budget who is 5′4′’ and wants to look like a very masculine woman from one angle and a sensual snake man from another. I want to look butch but emphasizing the titties. I want to look like a sneering 1950s greaser who makes other men uncomfortable with my delicate beauty. I don’t want to look genderless so much as genderfull. I want to look in such a way that every aspect of my outfit seems gender nonconforming but they’re all nonconforming to different genders. I want to look like the Fab Five gave a makeover to a butch lesbian, and I am not the person being made over, I am the Expert Butch that they pretend they’ve known for a long time and I teach her how to walk good. I want to periodically be described not as feminine but effeminate. I want to be a walking gender studies project. I want to be that part in a Shakespeare play where a boy acting as a girl acts like a boy who inadvertently seduces all the girls. I have fifteen dollars and big dreams  

Every response to this post is a masterclass in gnc fashion on a budget and thank you to everyone except @leadencirclesdissolve who correctly called me out that this entire look could be summed up by this hat I saw at target

that I was too much of a coward to buy

elucubrare:

Where now are the base and its owner? Where the snake that was creeping?
Where is the rat with its pizza, or the lad for Britney weeping?  
Who then was phone? Where are the man and the hook and the hand and the door?
Where are the Caremelldansen of old, and the lava that covers the floor? 
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The memes have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. 
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
Or behold the ancient jokes from the Net returning?