mjalti:

someone: I wait before texting someone so I don’t seem desperate—

me, about to send my fourth 32 part text message reaffirming my admiration to this person:

take it

lizardsister:

my dude bouta put y’all in the shrimp heaven that you keep demanding

wonderytho:

Me_irl

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns:

I’ve made a character that is…

Originally posted on /r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

napoleonchingon:

markv5:

Как приготовить тесто

“How to prepare the dough

To begin with, take some flour

Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite

We’ll prepare the dough some other time”