
john madden
how am i still convinced i’m undeserving of love

in the past two weeks i have been in all of these sections, so take this dumb venn diagram idea i believe is true
if you were to ask our favorite alien goo what their job is, they would reply ‘plugging the holes in Eddie Brock’s body’
and however you chose to interpret that sentence, you would be correct.
masters stickers! ❤ love my big boys
masters + stickers = masters.
Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
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What do you need to make a man?
Iron enough to make a nail,
Lime enough to paint a wall,
Water enough to drown a dog,
Sulfur enough to stop the fleas,
Poison enough to kill a cow,
Potash enough to wash a shirt,
Gold enough to buy a bean,
Silver enough to coat a pin,
Lead enough to ballast a bird,
Phosphor enough to light the town,Strength enough to build a home,
Time enough to hold a child,
Love enough to break a heart.Words from Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett and image from the 2016 Discworld Diary “A Practical Manual for the Modern Witch”