desultory-suggestions:

Congratulations! As of today, you have survived 100% of your worst days.

skarchomp:

trapcard:

laymansterms12:

men ain’t shit

HE’S GONNA BE OUT LATE BECAUSE HE’S GIVING MORRIGAN A RIDE OVER TO HER GF’S HOUSE CUZ HER CAR BROKE DOWN HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS ABOUT SPIDER-MAN

lost-carcosa:

fierzz:

Matthew Mercer is now canon in D&D.

From the new Waterdeep: Dragon Heist book.

dirtgay:

11thsense:

This is the type of energy I’m trying to have