I AM DYING!!!
AND THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MEN, PUBLISHED AUTHORS, SO I DON’T WANT NOBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT SEX SCENES WRITTEN BY FANGIRLS EVER AGAIN!!
In case anyone was wondering why they should click the link, here’s a gem for you
“”Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.“
I CANT……THE THIGH GAP TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW TBH
I hate his timeline so much
If I have to watch this with my own eyes I’m making the rest of you suffer.
I THINK ITS REALLY IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH THE POST-TRAILER CLIP ABOUT THE CREATOR – A MUSLIM WOMAN SATIRIZING THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH AMERICAN CULTURE AND ITS INTERACTIONS WITH ISLAM (AND THE FACT THAT THEY’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK ISIS REPRESENTS IT) BECAUSE HOLY FUCK IT TAKES THIS ‘ALARMING BUT KINDA FUNNY’ VIDEO INTO ‘THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS’ TERRITORY WITH THAT NEW CONTEXT
God this video is posed like a preview for a really bad chick flick for unhappy married women
Isn’t the flag used the one that Fox news flipped the fuck out over and it’s covered on dildos and butt plugs?
Exodus from the blue hellsite 