STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR
fuckable monsters/entities list
FUCKABLE:
- vampires (basically vanilla for monster fucking)
- mothman (one night stand ONLY and then you go and grab a coffee with him, either that or fwb)
- robots. both humanoid (mettaton) to complete robot (glados)
- big fucking gay orcs with large teeth (wlw / mlm solidarity)
- warewolves, nuff said
- not a monster but any modern variety of a plague doctor ( honerable mention)
NOT FUCKABLE!!! (NO!!!)
- frankenstein (this guy is like a brother or bff, he takes you out to a nice resteraunt after a breakup or watches bad horror movies with you). he’s your friend and he loves you
- godzilla. listen. you cant fuck godzilla. that’s just messing with nature now. cmon. godzilla is an old gay man who’s the father figure of all the monsters and he’s been married to king kong for 45 years. you can’t fuck godzilla. it’s forbidden.
Mother Kali and her 45 babies from the Linton Zoological Gardens in the UK. Kali and her offspring are African sulcata giant tortoises, also known as spurred tortoises – the third largest tortoise in the world, second only to the Galapagos and the Aldabra tortoises. (via Zooborns)
when your bff is an over-competitive vampire ya gotta put up with a lot of shit…
idk vetinari having a thing with grace speaker just seems too…obvious?? makes much more sense that margolotta is treating grace to a lavish sexy vampire dating lifestyle in return for crossword tips so she can kick vetinari’s ass every week.
m: I’m offended, havelock.
h: wounded, even?
m: hurt, havelock.Love love love this
Exodus from the blue hellsite 