“Kazul’s not my dragon.” Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.”
DM: I want to start playing DND accurately and with proper rules, so I have a big question of how you, a weak elven lass of 11 strength, are carrying 417 KNIVES.
PLAYER: Oh you know.
DM: NO I DON’T!
PLAYER: Various different locations. In her hat, strapped to her legs, hidden in her cloak, etcetera.
Yes even when there is a Serial Jumping Offender like Barry it can catch me by surprise if I am looking at another frog! Especially as most of the frogs are very good at taking off quietly so the first sign is literally Barry-On-Your-Face! (or Wanda-Up-Your-Nose!)
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
Exodus from the blue hellsite 